will you pour me one for the road?

olivia. 18. northwestern university.    gossip girl(s)

pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet


i’m going crazy can i start school pls


kinda wish northwestern had fall rush tbh


rydenarmani:

clavid:

shakeitoffs:

lol look how quickly tables turned after consequences were involved

KILL HIM

he is such trash. he needs to be destroyed and the particles of his being need to be spread across the galaxy so that there is absolutely no way that he could possibly come back.


tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background



  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring

i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)


breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"


carriehopefletcher:

regretisfortheliving:

bowtiesarecool4:

This is deep, man

one of the greatest piece of information taught to me in life was from a fucking deranged talking baboon

I love this!

(Source: neogohann)