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verysiriuspotterhead:

egberts:

hudlionunshod:

egberts:

warhammer-of-cillyhoo:

egberts:

egberts:

my mom finally bought a toaster

why did this get notes

we’re happy for you

its just a toaster

Actually it is more than just a toaster; it is a short story.
“Finally” denotes anticipation.
“My mom” is character development: you have a mom.
“Bought a toaster” is the clear resolution of the story.

It speaks volumes.

its just a toaster

Don’t say that

New Girl + Pop Culture

FAVOURITE TV FRIENDSHIPS - Blair Waldorf and Serena Van Der Woodsen (Gossip Girl)

Serena: You’re my best friend. What’s mine is yours.

(Source: tashasoradical)

Here, have some blue cupcake.

(Source: themanwhoclappedwithonehand)

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

curious-andcuriouser:

This photo should be on everyone’s blog at least once.

stupidfuckingquestions:

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